Because the food at Universal Studios wasn't bad enough, Krusty Burgers will be available to visitors who check out the newSimpsons
-themed strand of restaurants known as Fast Food Boulevard. This painfully long promotional video gives you a window into the junk food that's available.
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In addition to Krusty Burgers that actually look crusty (the meat patties are kept warm on a steam table) you can drink Duff Beer at Moe's Tavern, eat fried seafood at the Frying Dutchman and grab a slice at Luigi's.
Yes, the Ribwich is available. The processed meat sandwich based on the McRib that gave Homer Simpson visions (after eating 30) joins a "Clogger Burger," which will set you back $12.99. The double burger comes with 6-ounce patties topped with bacon, secret sauce, cheddar cheese sauce, a giant tomato slice and iceberg lettuce, served on a specialty bun.
I'm waiting for the next Internet fad diet to start. It worked out well for Homer.