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• Three Words: Cinco de Mayo. Three More: Extreme Midget Wrestling

  Thursday, May 5, 2011 at 10:30 a.m.

  It's sunny. It's May 5th. The Mavs are winning. The Rangers are in Seattle. The birds are chirping. And the patio is calling. I'll be at Duke's in Addison this afternoon talking Mavs, Mavs and more Mavs on 105.3 The Fan, toasting Mexico with cervezas and, oh yeah, watching midgets wrestle. (Go...

• Cirque Du Soleil OVO: My Top 10 Observer-ations

  Thursday, February 17, 2011 at 1 p.m.

  10. Just seeing the intricate structure -- erected in the Dr Pepper Ballpark's parking lot in Frisco -- is impressive. Calling it "The Grand Chapiteau" might be a little hoity-toity, but it's neato nonetheless. 9. Let's get this out of the way up front because I know it's a prerequisite to...

• Write a Caption to This Photo and Win ... Some Laughs

  Monday, May 17, 2010 at 9:45 a.m.

  As I revealed Friday in Whitt's End, on Saturday night I guest-hosted GayBingo at S4 down on Cedar Springs. It was good fun. For a good cause. And a good chance for me to spread the word about your friendly Dallas Observer and 105.3 The Fan. Though, I must admit,...

• The Weirdest Postcard I've Ever Received

  Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 7 a.m.

  The only thing that could make this any more creepyweirdfunny is if it was hand-delivered by a cleaveage-baring dragon wearing a Jim Kern jersey whilst talking in a sing-songy Australian accent. I get some crazy stuff. Nothing beats this one. In my mailbox at the Dallas Observer yesterday I got...

• Beer + Boobs + Balls = Beautiful

  Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 11 a.m.

  There are sports. There are athletes. And then, above below all else, there is Beer Pong. I'll be on the golf course Saturday morning. But quick as I can get there I'll then be at fabled Lee Harvey's for their first annual Beer Pong Tournament. Singles. Doubles. And, yes, a Bikini...

• Do Not Read This If Your Name is Adam “Pacman” Jones

  Thursday, September 4, 2008 at 12:30 p.m.

  So many directions I could've gone with this photo. But, lookie here, I took the high road. For once. I know Cowboys’ born-again cornerback/returner Pacman Jones has – at least temporarily – sworn off topless clubs. But the news from Las Vegas may make him re-think his vow of relative...