The Marijuana “Muffin Boys” Received Their Punishment Today

Dallas County Sheriff’s Department Joseph Robert Tellini, at left, and Ian McConnell Walker received their sentences today for their pot brownie prank. Pamela Karnavas, a 10th grade English teacher at Lake Highlands High School, took the morning off to be in the court of Judge Lana Myers — for the…

A Very Trying Capital Murder Case in Hunt County

Hunt County District Attorney Duncan Thomas The strange capital murder case of Brandon Woodruff, accused of killing his parents in Royse City in October 2005, has taken another odd twist. A graduate of Rockwall High School, Woodruff, now 21, has been in the Hunt County jail almost two years, unable…

Being a Jailer Sounds Like a Bad Gig

Floating around the legally minded blogs this week is this video, which is from a self-proclaimed redneck says he used to work as a correctional officer for the Texas Department of Criminal Justice — and, no, I don’t think it’s Larry the Cable Guy. (Link props to The Backgate Website…

A Trial for Mercy

Operation Kindness Operation Kindness’ exec director Jonnie England with Mercy, shortly after the dog’s April 18 surgery Assistant District Attorney Terri Moore, Craig Watkins’ top assistant, took on her first jury trial in Dallas — not by going after a capital murderer, but by taking on a man dog-lovers would…

Boning Up in Fort Worth, Baby

A man from Weatherford has filed suit today against Meditronic — “the global leader in medical technology [for] alleviating pain, restoring health and extending life for millions of people around the world” — claiming the damnedest thing: “body-snatching.” The full release is after the jump, but the opening paragraph is…

Former UTD Student Gets Six Years

Former UTD electrical engineering student Syed Maaz Shah got more than six years in prison last week. On Friday, in a court ruling that went with little local notice, a federal judge sentenced a former student at the University of Texas at Dallas to six and a half years in…

Two Years Later, Texas Monthly Gets an Answer to a DNA Question

Almost two years after this Texas Monthly story ran, Steven Phillips has been cleared of at least one sex crime for which was convicted in the early 1980s. This morning, you probably picked up your daily paper and saw the story about Steven Phillips, who was convicted of sexually assaulting…

Craig Watkins and the “Holistic Approach” to Reducing Crime

Too liberal? Too soft? Craig Watkins would beg to differ. Late yesterday afternoon, I finally spoke with Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins about his comments in Thursday’s New York Times concerning Los Angeles’ — and, by extension, Dallas’ — failure to reduce gang-related crimes. Seems L.A.’s attempts at busting…

Craig Watkins: Ganging Up on Crime

In The New York Times today is a piece about how Los Angeles’ attempt to crack down on gangs and gang-related crime just ain’t working. Turns out, that city’s myriad laws — among them, ones that “prohibit public gatherings of two or more people suspected of being gang members; establish…

Leprechaun Bandit Admits Stealing

This week, the so-called “Leprechaun Bandit,” 27-year-old Richard Earl Kemp of Fort Worth, pleaded guilty in federal court to two counts of bank robbery. He faces up to 40 years in prison, where he’s sure to get plenty of ridicule from bank robbers who thought ahead and ended up with…

War on Gang War

Since we’re all degenerate hippies — well, most of us — we’re known to thumb the occasional copy of In These Times, where this week there appears a story headlined “The Counterproductive War on Gangs.” Turns out, most of the info from the piece — which insists increased law enforcement…

Those DNA Lawsuits Just Keep on Coming

As of today, Greg Wallis is suing everyone he believes responsible for his wrongful imprisonment. For the second time in two weeks, a Dallas County man exonerated with DNA evidence has filed a federal civil rights and malicious prosecution lawsuit. And this one has a couple of twists. Greg Wallis,…

Countdown to a Killing

Even The Dallas Morning News yesterday called for the governor to stop Thursday’s scheduled execution of Kenneth Foster. The September issue of Texas Monthly features a long story by Michael Hall on Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins, who is “rethinking the concept of guilt and innocence.” (The story deals,…

How Much More Evidence Do You Need?

After we posted Avi Adelman’s much-commented-on short film yesterday, we got an e-mail from Allen Gwinn, who wanted to know whether we’d seen the video he posted to Dallas.org on Saturday. Not at the time, but we have now: It’s a clip from some surveillance footage provided by a woman…

Camouflage Is So Last Year

If I was taking a poll right now for most bizarre story in Dallas in 2007, I would have to go with the tale of two Muslim women who keep drawing attention to themselves by acting as if they have jihad on their minds. It started after midnight on Monday…

“Her Web of Deceit and Lies”

Sandra Bridewell’s never been convicted of murder. But now she’s got federal forgery charges pending, which makes her like, what, Al Capone? It’s been, what, six days since our last item on the Black Widow; we’re due an update, right? Especially when it turns out to be this interesting: Yesterday,…

Justice for Emily Dowdy? Okie-Dokie.

Emily Dowdy and her father Charlie, at home in Hillsboro Exactly two years ago in the paper version of Unfair Park, we wrote about Hillsboro native Emily Dowdy, a former University of Oklahoma student who, in May 1999, was driving a car that rammed into one driven by Ryan Brewer,…

Crime? What Crime?

Hell of a morning to wake and find this in the paper. Only thing I took out of The Dallas Morning News’ pieces on how Dallas isn’t really No. 1 in crime is because we report too many of ’em, because, see, “the data can’t account for the willingness of…

When Getting Screwed on a New Car Takes on a Whole New Meaning

At this very moment, closing arguments are being made in the case of Harold D. Burns v. Grand Prairie Ford. They’re taking place in Judge Carl Ginsberg’s courtroom, the 193rd Civil District Court at the George Allen. And what’s the case about? Well, you really oughta read the complaint for…