Go Down, Moses

Here is one way of looking at the fact that Dr. Mike Moses, when he takes over as Dallas schools superintendent on January 1, will be the highest-paid school superintendent in the country: How much do you figure it would have cost to get someone to take over as captain…

Miracle Whipped

While our governor has been out running for president on the strength of a dramatic rise in test scores for Texas schoolchildren, it would have been helpful to know that students who took the last statewide math test received a passing score of 70 percent for answering 50 percent of…

Hell Is a Nuisance

Sometimes the petty offenses the police use to put pressure on bad actors who haven’t really broken the law are called nuisance charges. But Leonard Mitchell will tell you one man’s nuisance is the next man’s hell. The cops sometimes call them “throw-down” charges, a half-joking reference to the “Saturday…

Shotgun Love

The same thing happens every time the Dallas school board puts on its leather skirt and starts trolling the singles bars for a new superintendent. The board behaves badly and scares off the good prospects. Then it has to marry the one who says he can forget the past, doesn’t…

Little Schools That Could

The Dallas public schools dilemma would be easy to solve if all we ever looked at was the headquarters building. Call in an air strike, stop and pick up some salsa and a few brewskis, go home and watch the football game. So what’s the hold-up? The problem is that…

They Walk by Night

I hear that scary drum roll starting. That means the people down at Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Dallas Independent School District must be all loaded up and spit-curled, top hats buffed, fresh coat of paste wax on the cannon, just about ready to shoot another superintendent at us…

Outta Here

Think about the anger and pain of the residents in Cadillac Heights. They believe people in their area are dying of cancer from chemicals left behind by defunct lead smelters. It’s an old black and Hispanic neighborhood on the Oak Cliff side of the Trinity River, just below where Martin…

Sinking Fast

The Trinity River project is dead. Isn’t gonna happen. Some other river project may emerge. Dallas business leader Albert Black and Dallas City Council member Laura Miller are putting together a public forum to talk about alternatives. Environmental foes and plaintiffs in a lawsuit against the project say they still…

Contempt of Cop

Alastair Cooke-Goody doesn’t seem like the type to get maced four times and have his face mashed in the dirt for ticking off a Dallas cop. But on April 30 that’s precisely what happened to the young Anglican minister, who was here from London as a consultant to the Episcopal…

Follow the Grades

I am sitting here looking at a mathematical formula buried in the middle of a dry bureaucratic memo, and I really don’t know if I should react with tears, horror, or wrath. Every time I re-read this and think about what it really means, the first thing I feel is…

Penny Stupid

If you own a small business, or if you pay the bills for yourself or your family, or if you are the treasurer of a church, synagogue, or mosque, or if you got decent grades in lower arithmetic, or if you have any kind of a bad temper at all,…

Big Man Bites Back

You can’t really blame Dan Peavy if he gloats. For five years, the chuckles and the self-congratulating back pats have all been on the other side. In 1996, when WFAA-Channel 8 investigative reporter Robert Riggs won the Peabody Award for a series of stories painting Peavy as a corrupt Dallas…

Conspicuous presumption

So why, you ask, does a major Dallas law firm pay the mayor of Dallas $200,000 a year when the mayor himself concedes he does little or no legal work for them? What does the law firm get out of the deal? OK, this is not exactly the riddle of…

The exterminator

To start off with some perspective, let’s put this shoe on another foot. Try to imagine a white man, a leader in the business community, lashing out against white women who marry black men. Imagine that he accuses them of “sleeping with the enemy.” Imagine that he lumps these women…

Tribal vengeance

In the southwestern United States, a primitive tribe dealt harshly with members who failed to conform to tribal custom, even if their only real sins were age and fear.

Attack of the suits

This is so painful. Have you ever had this condition where your knee really badly wants to jerk, but it can’t quite make it? I may have to go see a doctor. Last week when the chairman of the Dallas Chamber of Commerce and the chairman of the Dallas Citizens…

If they only had a brain

OK, so they poured water on Waldemar Rojas. He melted. That’s great. I don’t know why they never think of these things until the end of the movie. Now everybody at Dallas school district headquarters is crossing their fingers, holding their breath, waiting for the odd winged creatures that came…

The old switcheroo

One of the main reasons I keep such fat files–and one of the things I always secretly hope for–is to be of assistance to my city council. Just recently, our city council got confused about whether it had actually told us it was going to spend $30 million in bond…

One honest man

Listen to this: It is a semi-serious theory I have heard a few times in the last week from people familiar with Dallas school board politics. Call it the theory of “racial math.” This theory holds that the Dallas school board picked Chad Woolery, a white man, to be superintendent…

Wolf? What wolf?

The swimming pool controversy was a canary in the coal mine. We’re going to have swimming pool-type issues all across the board in the next few years. Ever wonder why the city had to close nearly 100 pools? Kids haven’t stopped wanting to swim. One West Dallas kid has already…

Oswald’s folly

Help me with my radar. Maybe I look at City Hall and see problems where none exist. Now see how you’d feel. Imagine you are trying to sell a piece of business real estate. You’ve got a real estate broker representing you, and there is an interested buyer at your…

Deepest depths

So you think the swimming pool thing is a done deal? Laura Miller raised the cash? The mayor backed down? The kids get to swim? Yeah. Maybe. If you saw what I saw last week, you wouldn’t be taking anything to the bank just yet. You know the background here…