"Chelsea Callahan lap-danced a chair at my insistence. The crowd didn't give a shit about my jokes. They wanted rock and roll. And Dove Hunter/Big Buck Hunter (coulda been either one, they both made me pay 50 cents to handle them) brought that shit."
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Please, regale us with your own tale of rock 'n' roll craziness and/or lap dances. -- Chelsea Ide