When he's not railing against the odiousness of Axe Body Spray or espousing the gastrointestinal dangers of Taco Bell on Twitter, America's Funny Man Neil Hamburger is actually performing live in clubs. He returns to the Texas Theatre, site of his 2010 New Year's Eve blowout, to crack wise (and awkward) on pop culture, Britney Spears and more. Google tells me he's also set to appear in Hamlet A.D.D., which "re-imagines Shakespeare's play as a bizarre and comical tour through the ages." So, there's that. See him now before he sets sail on February's Bruise Cruise and disappears into The Bermuda Triangle, where his next comedy CD will no doubt be recorded.