And, then, as if things couldn't get any worse, the team had some salt further rubbed in their wounds last night courtesy of a whoopsy-daisy congratulatory ad from Macy's that ran in the Miami Herald sports section this morning. Yeesh.
It's enough, almost, to make you feel bad for the guys. Almost.
(which, in short, basically boiled down to the fact that he's Lebron James and, thus, better than you), andboth his and his teammate Dwyane Wade's Dirk-hating
, we don't really have too much sympathy for Miami Thrice.
So, on that note, we've picked some of our own songs to be played in the Miami Heat locker room in the wake of the team's loss. Check them out after the jump.
Beck -- "Loser"
Elvis Costello -- "Less Than Zero"
Coincidentally, the number of championships that Lebron's won. Even better is the fact that there's also a Dallas version.
Amy Winehouse -- "You Know I'm No Good"
Yes, we all know it.
The New Year -- "The End's Not Near"
No, it's not near. It's here.
Does This Offend You, Yeah? -- "We Are Dead"
Dead as doornails.
Fenix TX -- "All My Fault"
Way to not show up in the fourth quarter, Lebron. Like, ever.
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Roy Orbison -- "It's Over"
So over. Also surprisingly fitting in the wake of all these Rashard Lewis rumors.
Little Joy -- "The Next Time Around"
Maybe next year?
Kanye West feat. John Legend -- "Blame Game"
Beastie Boys feat. Q-Tip -- "Get it Together"
See what's happening.