Ten Picks For The #lebronhairlinethemesong

Keep Dallas Observer Free
I Support
  • Local
  • Community
  • Journalism
  • logo

Support the independent voice of Dallas and help keep the future of Dallas Observer free.

Last night's NBA Finals game saw the Heat's hopes of a Game Four win recede as fast as LeBron James' hairline.

Well, almost. That hairline sure is making a run for it, though.

Infamously covered by a curiously placed headband, LeBron's hairline is worthy of a theme song -- and, last night, the Twitterverse was more than happy to supply him with one. Soon as the game started, and lasting long into today, the hashtag #lebronhairlinethemesong has been trending throughout the Twitter world.

So, we figured we'd throw in our two cents.

Hey, gleeful mocking of rival sports figures is fun and harmless. And it's impossible to feel bad for a guy who makes more money in the course of a two-hour game than most of us will see in a lifetime. In the spirit of knocking LeBron's ego down a few more notches (it already has to be in bad shape after last night's 8-point performance), click on the jump for our favorite theme songs for LeBron's hairline. The song titles, we think, speak for themselves.

1. Miley Cyrus, "The Climb"

2. Jackie Wilson, "Higher and Higher"

3. Janet Dubois, "Movin' On Up" (Jeffersons theme)

4. Carter Burwell, "Lost Fur"

5. Chris Cornell, "Disappearing Act"

6. Cast of 'Glee,' "My Headband"

7. Maxwell, "Ascension"

8. Juvenile, "Back That Thang Up"

9. India.Arie, "I Am Not My Hair"

10. BabyBird, "Losing My Hair"

Keep the Dallas Observer Free... Since we started the Dallas Observer, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Dallas, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Dallas with no paywalls.

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.


Join the Observer community and help support independent local journalism in Dallas.


Join the Observer community and help support independent local journalism in Dallas.