Black Helicopters Are Landing On the Convention Center Again, Everybody Panic

From Dallas Police Department Major Max Geron, another reason for the North Texas truther brigade to get fired up:

We're sure this most recent training exercise is totally on the up-and-up and has nothing to do with the string of bizarre happenings that have befallen our city over the past year. Thinking otherwise would be crazy, of course.

See also: Black Helicopters over Dallas Don't Scare Us Because We Love America So Damn Much

Blackhawk shooting touch-n-go's at the Convention Center Heliport. In #BigD @DPDAir1

A video posted by Maj. Max Geron (@maxdpd) on

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