Word to the wise in these final days of the "economy": All it takes to make the national (andinternational
) news is a Page 7B ad inThe Dallas Morning News
, followed bya press release
advertising said advertisement. Not that there's anything wrong with it, and, right, who doesn't loveElliott's Hardware
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? Kyle Walters is certainly pleased: The Elliott's CEO "offered" George W. Bush a greeter gig, and next thing ya know, ol' Jed's a millionaire, at least in ad-buy dollars he didn't need to spend. (And he didn't even have to offer the countrya free breakfast
.) Bonus: This MSNBC footage from this morning follows the Elliott's offer with Fort Worth's Cross-Dressing Bandit, who I think is Schutze. Don't tell.