
Audio By Carbonatix
Well, uh, here we are at the big Election Night bash in the home of our only Park Cities friends. And, uh … nobody else is here. It’s kind of, how you say, awkward. We parked three blocks away because we know how parked up it gets in the Park cities when there’s a party. But the streets are empty. Silent.
The house is very quiet. Three or four people are downstairs staring at the biggest TV set I have ever seen in my life. I thought I was at the Bijou. But no one speaks. In fact, it’s like one of those science fiction movies about a rich ultra-conservative enclave community in the Southwest after a nuclear holocaust. And we would be … what? The cute, unsuspecting liberals invited in for breeding purposes. Oh… my …. gaaaawd. ROBERT! Call Democrat Rescue! Pull us out! –Jim Schutze