Politics & Government

It May Be 3 a.m. in China, But Mayor Mike Wants to Remind You: Turn Off Your Damn Sprinkler

As I type this, Mayor Mike Rawlings is in a room at Shanghai's Purple Palace Hotel, 7,000 miles away and 13 hours ahead of us. That makes it about 1 a.m. over there, so you might expect him to be sleeping, resting up for another big day at the U.S.-China...
Carbonatix Pre-Player Loader

Audio By Carbonatix

As I type this, Mayor Mike Rawlings is in a room at Shanghai’s Purple Palace Hotel, 7,000 miles away and 13 hours ahead of us. That makes it about 1 a.m. over there, so you might expect him to be sleeping, resting up for another big day at the U.S.-China Mayors Conference, or, if Mayor Mike rolls that way, knocking back shots of baijiu with the mayor of Chongqing.

You’d be wrong. Instead, Mayor Mike is awake despite another long day, clutching his mobile device and pacing. He may be in China, but his thoughts are in Dallas. Just a bit ago, he reminded his Twitter followers of the Deep Ellum Food Truck Rally and a while before that about today’s Living Plaza project at City Hall.

No, being Mayor Mike is a 24-7 job no matter where you may find yourself, as you will see from a quick review of his Twitter account.

Mayor Mike left for his trade mission to Asia on June 17. He showed up at DFW, already missing his family, so he sent out a Happy Father’s Day tweet to his thousand-or-so followers. He turns off his phone per the flight attendant’s request but later, about 9 p.m. Central, his jet somewhere above the Pacific Ocean, he has to check on the game. He surreptitiously turns on his phone and checks his Twitter feed and has to stifle a laugh to avoid drawing the attention of the flight attendant. LOL. So true! Dallas, you just have to see this:

Will you step up to support Dallas Observer this year?

We’re aiming to raise $30,000 by December 31, so we can continue covering what matters most to you. If the Dallas Observer matters to you, please take action and contribute today, so when news happens, our reporters can be there.

$30,000
http://t.co/J2ho9c3e

He arrives in Seoul at 4:30 p.m. local time and meets representatives of Korean Air over dinner. It’s been a long day and he’s jet-lagged, so he turns in early. But he can’t sleep. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees water from automatic sprinklers streaming into gutters — on a non-watering day no less! Meanwhile, the reservoirs dry up and Dallas is transformed into a parched, uninhabitable wasteland. It may be 3:56 a.m. in Korea, but damn it, people need to know:

http://t.co/ctydSuIA

Phew. Glad to have that off his chest. But since he’s already up, see if you can spot Mayor Mike!

Related

http://t.co/bs3V5z1E

Rawlings, weary from a restless night, nevertheless prepares to seize the day. It’s a busy one, after all, and that’s how Mike Rawlings rolls. He has breakfast with one Mr. Bum-Coo Cho (real name) of Samsung and a series of meetings with Korean officials before hopping on a plane to Shanghai. No time for Twitter until the evening when he dines on beggar’s chicken, a dish consisting of an entire chicken, baked in mud. Check out these karate skills:

http://t.co/4hzouTd7

Rawlings is stuffed after the dinner and sleepy, but it’s the same as the previous night. Just tossing and turning, unable to get the post-apocalyptic vision of Dallas out of his head. One tweet simply won’t cut it.

Related

https://twitter.com/search/%2523GreenDallas

And the next night, 3:30 a.m.:

https://twitter.com/search/%2523GreenDallas

And again last night, at 4 a.m.:

Related

https://twitter.com/search/%2523GreenDallas

But even for Mayor Mike can’t be consumed by thoughts of the impending water apocalypse 24/7. After all, there’s a certain prime time soap opera that just launched…

https://twitter.com/search/%2523dallastnt

And this, from only moments ago:

Related

http://t.co/3vUQPvTi

Well, I for one feel blessed to have a mayor who is so robotically dedicated to the city, or at least had the sense to let Shawn Williams handle his Twitter feed.

GET MORE COVERAGE LIKE THIS

Sign up for the This Week’s Top Stories newsletter to get the latest stories delivered to your inbox

Loading latest posts...