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Jessica Simpson Has a .50 Caliber Machine Gun ... And Knows How to Use It (?)

U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman Apprentice Tyler Caswell
Chief Gunner's Mate Keith McGinley now has the best Christmas card ever.

Been a long time since we've posted a word about Jessica Simpson, but first thing this morning, Friend of Unfair Park PeterK sent me the link to a Navy-approved piece about Richardson's own's visit to the

U.S.S. Harry Truman

, currently deployed on the Arabian Sea in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. (Headline: "

Jessica Simpson Embarks Truman

." Genius.) Sounds like quite the action-packed trip, with several of the seaman performing for Simpson -- the winner gets to see her perform at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree lighting in NYC,


. Anyway.

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The Official Wrap-Up from the Navy has a nice photo of Simpson dining with some sailors, among them a Corpus Christi native. But the Truman's site is where we find this photo (among others), which is now my wallpaper. Perhaps I can work in Cigar Guy and make it a meme.

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