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Following “a long, bleak lunch today” — lucky! — the Dallas Morning News‘ Crunchy Con hisself just posted to Beliefnet a piece bearing the headline “The mood among Dallas Republicans.” Which is? Aw, c’mon, read it for yourself, then add to the growing list of comments — among them one that insists “a hardcore ideological lefty journalist who has ties to the Clintons” predicts a “very rude surprise come November when the Republicans will manage to pull it out.” Is it November 5 yet? No? Damn it. –Robert Wilonsky