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Why would anyone rub a baby with butter? So it would brown properly after you stuff it with an onion and bake it in a 350-degree oven for 20 minutes per pound, of course. Geez, don’t you people coo…no wait. My bad. Turns out that massaging babies with Palmer’s Baby Butter Massage Lotion has nothing to do with cooking. Apparently, infants need to wind down after a stressful day of laying about pooping themselves. (I hear dat.) You can learn about it at The American Baby Faire Dallas, Saturday and Sunday at Dallas Market Hall, 2100 Stemmons Freeway. It’s a trade fair for all products baby related, featuring 100 vendors, information booths, a baby derby and Palmer’s World’s Largest Baby Butter Massage on Saturday. There will be magic shows, bounce houses and slides to entertain the li’l poopers. Admission is $8 for adults. Kids under 12 and grandparents are admitted for free. Hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday. Call 1-877-959-BABY or visit americanbabyfaire.com. Oh, and forget that whole baby-cooking thing. Just, heh-heh, kidding.
Sat., April 14, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., April 15, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
