Dirty Girl

Comedian April Macie is what you might call a looker. A former contestant on Last Comic Standing, the spunky redhead refers to her routine as "a behind-the-scenes look at women's views on sex," so naturally she has bits about penis size--"This is how you know it's small...when you're headed downtown...
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Comedian April Macie is what you might call a looker. A former contestant on Last Comic Standing, the spunky redhead refers to her routine as “a behind-the-scenes look at women’s views on sex,” so naturally she has bits about penis size–“This is how you know it’s small…when you’re headed downtown and there’s not enough room for the hand-mouth combo…and a pinkie has to go up like you’re having high tea with the Queen.”–and balls: “Does any lady in here know what to do with balls? ‘Cause I honestly have no idea…I pretend they’re Jehovah’s Witnesses and hope they go away.” Macie brings her potty mouth to Hyena’s in Mockingbird Station at 8:30 p.m. Thursday. Tickets are $10 to $15, with a two-menu-item minimum. Call 214-823-5233 or visit hyenascomedynightclub.com.

Thu., March 26, 2009

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