Ah, the Trinity River corridor, that swath of green that anchors urban Dallas to Mother Nature. How we cherish it. Unless, that is, someone — Mayor Mike Rawlings, for example — wants to build a toll road through its heart … Or maybe dump a few hundred gallons of pig…
Ah, food. It used to be so simple. Time was, if you had an adequate amount, it tasted OK and it didn’t make you sick, you could count yourself one of Earth’s fortunate children. It was like sex that way. Now, eating is like, well, sex. You can be damn…
Let’s check out this here event. Hmm, it’s at La Grange — alcohol-drenched shaved ice, the pinnacle of modern technology. Check. It’s put together by Dr. Sketchy, and we practically have a Ph.D. in sketchy ourselves. Check. It’s a figure-drawing session, so we can be all artsy. Check. It features…
So much happening on the education front these days. Earlier this week, Mayor Mike Rawlings broke with tradition and endorsed candidates for Dallas Independent School District’s board. Not in his capacity as mayor, of course. That would be against the city’s ethics rules. No, this was just good ol’ Mike…
When Texas Public Utility tentatively voted to increase the ceiling on the wholesale price of electricity by 50 percent by August 1, public reaction was swift. It sounded like this: chirp … cheep … when you wish … chirp … cheep … upon a star. Which was surprising. Stereotypically, you’d…
Look, we’re sorry. We wanted badly to just ignore the earth-shattering news. Unfortunately, though, Schutze is off in Arkansas ingesting giardia all week, and not everyone reads The Dallas Morning News (cheap bastards), so it’s up to those left behind to let everyone in on it. Ready? Here it is:…
WE HAVE A WINNER: While several commenters captured the tone and tenor of a Schutze — Beck, Grumpy Demo, Michael MacNaughton and Jpgreenan are clearly HUGE fans — we can have only one winner, and the Iron Fork tickets go to … dfw75208. Big round of applause, everyone. We’re sure…
The City Hall staffers who last year tried to toss road blocks in the path of a City Council plan to stripe 840 miles of bike lanes in Dallas — that’s 840 miles more than what the city has now — might be pleasantly surprised by part of what Gil…
Texas public schools are barely squeaking by, The New York Times reported this morning in a heart-rending story about state budget cuts. Things have gotten so dire that the Times led its story with the horrifying tale of a youth in Hutto, northeast of Austin, who must now walk a…
Dallas photographer Danny Fulgencio rolled out early this morning to capture images from the aftermath of the tornado in Forney. “I started shooting at around 7 a.m., just after the curfew lifted,” he tells Unfair Park. “These shots document the swath of destruction from yesterday’s tornado which struck the Diamond…
Last week, in response to a post Brantley Hargrove wrote about power giant Energy Future Holdings’ slow death waltz with potential bankruptcy, a commenter gently smacked him for ignoring some Major News related to power plants, smokestacks, etc. “And in other [news] this kid refuses to cover. The 5th Circuit…
Before I get to the lame joke that’s required by my job description, here’s something really cool: Researchers at the University of Texas at Dallas and Virginia Tech have designed and built a robotic jellyfish powered by dissolved gasses. No, really, they have. They have video of it swimming in…
Well, crap. Look, I’m generally pro-government. You know, down with Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., who said, “I like to pay taxes. With them I buy civilization.” And like any good leftie hippie-type, I just love kitschy Main Street shops that I’d definitely ride my bike to if it weren’t…
To his credit, Joe Crafton didn’t sigh, or mutter, or hang up the phone when Unfair Park hit him with The Big Dumb Question. Instead, the chairman and co-founder of Park Cities Quail — a group of well-heeled quail hunters who recently announced success in their campaign to raise money…
So Kevin Dixon, principal of West Middle School in DeSoto ISD, is apologizing for emailing “a video of dancing chimpanzees to his staff last week that a school board trustee found racist,” the Morning News’ Matthew Haag writes in today’s Metro section. For some reason, the News didn’t see fit…
As Brantley pointed out yesterday, the Texas Public Utility Commission got down to hard numbers last week as it inched further toward what appears to be inevitable — a huge increase in the current $3,000 per megawatt-hour cap on the price of wholesale electricity during times when demand is high…
The Sheriff’s Department sent over a boatload (heh) of photos from this morning’s flooding at the Frank Crowley Courthouse, plus a mugshot of Juan Ramires, a jail trusty called in to join the mop-and-bucket brigade when a busted water main filled the courthouse’s first floor with 1 to 3 inches…
A picture is worth 6,700 words. If you look around on our home page, you’ll find “Blackout Blues,” a story by Brantley Hargrove about North Texas’ biggest electricity company, the EPA, money and lies. It’s a good read. The gist of the story is simple: We’re screwed. How screwed? Well,…
He’s just a bang-beat, bell-ringing, big-haul, great-go, neck-or-nothin’, rip-roarin’, every-time-a-bull’s-eye salesman. That’s Professor Harold Hill, Harold Hill. And like robins in spring the good professor and his con make regular returns to Dallas with performances of Music Man — not that anyone is complaining. Who could be grumpy about a…
They may lack the hot females and new-agey synth of those Celtic Women, or the leggy high-stepping of Riverdance, but to that we say “thank you, God.” No one’s ever going to give Paddy Moloney and the rest of The Chieftains a beauty prize, but they did manage to collect…
Spoiler alert: The lovers die, but not before singing a whole bunch. Other people die too. Also singing. And thus we arrive at the moral of Tristan and Isolde: Singing will kill you. Listening to singing, though, is probably safe, so live dangerously and check out the Richard Wagner opera…
Like to play the ponies? Think you can sing? Then put your mouth where your money is a take a real gamble — singing the national anthem at Lone Star Park. The horse track is inviting soloists, duos, groups, choirs and instrumentalists to try out for a chance to perform…
