St. Patrick’s Day, I Should Point Out, Sucks

I want to love it like Alice does. I’ve been looking out my office window and noticing how all the tree buds have filled out; Dallas is awash in a sea of green, and it won’t be long before the sun bakes everything into a mottled brown. Why not throw…

The Village at Fairview Hosts Franconia Beer Walk Tonight

Any time St Patrick’s Day falls on a weekend, you know you’re in for trouble. It’s just like that friend you have whose birthday always seems to stretch into a week-long celebration while everyone else is content to have a single dinner out with friends. St Patrick’s Day on Saturday…

303 Bar and Grill’s Psycho Burger

While the big restaurant money continues to flow north toward Highland Park, Preston Hollow and Uptown, Dallas’ most interesting restaurant scene continues to slowly grow and diversify on the other side of the river. Lucia brings five-star Italian and Campo offers ravioli stuffed with brains. Hattie’s updates Southern comfort, giving…

The Sad State of the Dallas Doughnut

Like many food writers I’m sure, I’ve been watching Pulitzer-winning Jonathan Gold’s transition from the LA Weekly to the Los Angeles Times closely. The death of the star system at the daily publication has gotten a lot of attention, too, but it’s Gold’s first blog post that has invoked deep…

Tim Byers Is The People’s Chef. Plus, Meat Photos!

Last week we told you about Food and Wine’s People’s Choice Contest featuring two local chefs, Tim Byres and Tre Wilcox out of 100 chefs across the nation. Yesterday, the news came out that Byres took the big prize. Not just best chef for the Southwest (is Dallas really the…

Doritos Locos Tacos Spur a New Level Of Food Shame

I was hoping that eating a Doritos flavored taco would inspire a few grafs of humorous prose, but instead it just spurred sorrow. Now, sitting at my desk after enduring my arterial assault, I feel depressed. I won’t call Taco Bell’s creation good or bad. It tastes exactly like what…

The Death of the Star System

“Wolfgang Puck at Hotel Bel-Air gives the hotel a serious restaurant and the chef an ideal California spot.” How many stars is that? The Los Angeles Times recently ditched its star rating system. Russ Parsons, the food editor at the Times, says the system is dated, especially considering the rapid…

Things Sriracha Does Not Go On

I started thinking about this project last Sunday whilst at brunch. I’d just hit Vickery Park’s brisket sandwich with a healthy dose of cock sauce and noted how well the flavors worked together. Spurred by the famous Frank’s Red Hot tagline, “I put that shit on everything” I asked my…

An Open Letter To The Grilled Chicken Sandwich

Dear Grilled Chicken Sandwich, You suck. I mean you really, really suck. I’m not just picking on The Blackfriar’s version pictured above — the McKinney Avenue pub just happened to be the unlucky subject of this food critic’s rant — I’m talking about all grilled chicken sandwiches everywhere. All of…

Goodfriend’s Pepper Bomb Is Indeed The Bomb

“I’d like to get the Chili Bomb,” I told my bartender moments after I’d taken my stool. “The pepper bomb?” he asked, confirming my order. I was staring right at the menu, clearly the 11.75% ABV Leviathan Quad I’d sipped was working its magic. It tasted of burnt candy. “Yeah,…

Zagat Releases 2012 Texas Restaurant Guide

Yesterday, Zagat released their 2012 Texas restaurants guide. Here are their top five most popular restaurants. Abacus Fearing’s Al Biernat’s Stephan Pyles Del Frisco’s Steak Look familiar? These restaurants have been dominating Zagat’s list for years. The survey, a system employed by the authors of the burgundy book, skews towards…

Dublin Bottling Works Is Taking Over Velvet Taco’s Soda Fountain

Jeff Kloster has struck again. Back in January we told you about Dublin Bottling Work’s move to bolster the Dublin soda industry. Maple and Motor still serves their sodas, and they’re becoming more available by the day. Now Velvet Taco plans to add more of Kloster’s offerings. They’ve been carrying…

Bar Food 2.0

While sitting at Central 214’s bar, the subject of this week’s review, and snacking on some blistery shishito peppers and crispy pig ears, I became very excited about the state of bar food in Dallas. Instead of cheese sticks, chicken wings and Reuben sandwiches served with paper napkins (I love…

Dear Vickery Park, Just Say No To Cheese Abuse

This Sunday at Vickery Park the weather was warm, the breeze was stiff, and the brunchers were out in full force. I joined a small crew late in the afternoon and tried to make sense of their Crispin and whiskey lubricated ramblings. (They’d arrived several hours before me.) I was…

Why There’s Sales Tax on Some Drinks and Not Others

Every once in a while someone mistakes Scott for a food financial expert and risks ruining dinner by trusting him to answer to a burning question. Got a question about food or restaurants? Send it via Twitter @scottreitz, Facebook @ Cityofate or in the comments. This question came in by…