Sunday Feed: Taxin’ Junk Food Edition

In case you were to o busy this Sunday to lounge around and thumb through the morning papers, we’ve taken a crack at culling some interesting stories. You’re on your own for coffee though.In The New York Times, Mark Bittman penned a provocative piece calling for a bad-food tax. Citing…

Celebrating the Day the Margarita Died (In the City That Killed It)

Sunday is National Tequila Day, a “holiday” Dallasites can celebrate with extra exuberance as residents of the city that fucked up margaritas forever. Mariano Martinez birthed the margarita machine here, 40 years ago, after a frightening opening night nearly handed him his ass. Turns out his bartenders couldn’t figure out…

There Is Never A Good Excuse For Bad Guacamole

Earlier this week I mentioned a few Tex-Mex joints that are serving up some pretty sub-par guac. Ever ready to jump into the fray, a few Aters chimed in, saying I’d simply gone to the wrong restaurants. But the thing is, there’s no excuse for bad guacamole. Ever. If you…

Plate Hate: Why Is There a Forest In My Drink?

Leslie Brenner’s new Best of Guide touts Dallas’ top cocktails, complete with a swanky photo spread. One of the shots mirrors an experience I’ve had enough of. A high ball glass filled with glistening ice and dotted with kumquat slices is topped with not just a sprig of lavender, but…

Wanted: Buffalo-Style Chicken Wings

It’s a lousy obsession but the burden is mine to bear. I’ve loved tearing into chicken wings since I discovered them in college. A small chain originally called BW3’s that’s gone on to become a Chicken Wing Walmart served decently fried renditions with about a dozen sauces. Buffalo Wild Wings,…

Hello Aters. I’ll Be Your New Food Critic.

A little over a week ago I threw my belongings into a 16-foot Penske, drove down 16th Street past the White House, and headed west. Finn, my 14-year-old wonder-mutt, sat shotgun, along with a spider plant, a bottle of port, some Gatorade and a bar of chocolate. I was leaving…