Girl Drink Drunk: The Double-Wide, Anniversary Edition!

It’s hard to believe that just over a year ago, I sat at a patio table at the Double-Wide with Jen as we got trashed on Hurritangs and I lost my camera. Oh, memories. Sweet, sweet memories. Well, since then, my girl drinkers and I (and a few boys thrown…

Girl Drink Drunk: Capitol Pub

It was a brisk night. Jessica and I had set out to see John Spriggins’ Paper Dolls exhibition at the South Dallas Cultural Center. We made several illegal u-turns before successfully achieving our goal (the SDCC is precariously located at a wonky intersection) and perusing the collages of women’s magazine…

Hophead: Beer Across Texas Guides Brew Lovers To The Lone Star State

Fort Worth’s Paul Hightower may make his living as a technical writer, copywriter and indexer, but one of the great passions in his life is beer. On his Dallas Craft Beer Examiner blog, he is a relentless and well-informed cheerleader for the best beers available in North Texas, whether they’re…

Girl Drink Drunk: Matt’s, Lakewood and David Cross

I met with girl drinkers Marla, Melissa and my sis Tracy for a night of comedy and cheesy appetizers. And drinks. Of course there were drinks. We were all geared up to see the partly-cloudy comic with a side of soapbox, David Cross. Unfortunately, we had no idea what time…

Hophead: Brooklyn Brewmaster Says In Food Pairing, Beer Is The Answer

Brooklyn Beer brewmaster Garrett Oliver’s visit to Whole Foods yesterday afternoon was first and foremost a cooking demonstration with beer pairing suggestions. But as Oliver described how the flavors of each brew complemented each course, he kept returning to a central thesis: When it comes to food pairings, beer is…

Hophead: First Batch Of Homebrew Exceeds Abysmal Expectations

The day I have been waiting for since I bought my starter kit back in August finally arrived yesterday, as Lady Hophead and I popped open our first couple of “H.M.N.I.” home-brewed beers. (The initials, incidentally, stand for “Hi My Name Is,” for the name-tag stickers we’ll probably use to…

Hophead: Celebrate 250 Years Of Guinness Today

You may not be in Dublin, New York City, Kuala Lumpur or any of the other cities holding official Arthur’s Day celebrations today. But that doesn’t mean you have to feel left out of the party.Not to be confused with the annual Great Guinness Toast every February 13, which is…

Girl Drink Drunk: Trees, Best of Dallas Edition

So this week our Best of Dallas issue hits the stand. Last night the staff of your Dallas Observer got together at Trees for a little celebratory shindig, wherein we imbibed, ate, listened to live music and watched tasseled titties. What? Yeah. There were burlesque dancers. Seeing as how this…

Hophead: Magic Hat Conjures Seasonal Sample Pack

Vermont brewing company Magic Hat has a fall sampler that is making its way to Texas beer stores, which according to the company marks the arrival of the brewer’s full line of beers in the state. Magic Hat is best known for its apricot-infused #9 (which got a nice little…

Hophead: September Isn’t Too Early For Oktoberfest

Eins, zwei, drei, g’suffa! (One, two, three, drink up!)–Bavarian toastThe beginning of Oktoberfest 2009 in Munich is still more than a week away, but the celebrations are already cranking up locally. Just as you can already find Halloween costumes and decorations at some stores, German and German-inspired Oktoberfest beers are…

Girl Drink Drunk: Mad Men Edition

What? You sick of all the Mad Men talk? About what a great show it is? Chances are that’s only because you haven’t watched it. Get on the scene, hoss, and catch the eff up! A few weeks ago (I took a week off; I know you’ve missed me), Jon…

Hophead: Does The Right Beer Glass Matter?

The importance of serving wine and spirits in the correct style of glass is pretty well established. Order a Cognac at even the most laid-back of bars and it’s unlikely that the bartender will pour it into a shot glass. Beer, on the other hand, rarely gets the same respect…

Hophead: Prost In Plano

A liter a day keeps the doctor away. –Old German proverb (at least according to the Bavarian Grill’s Stein Hour menu)Along with a handful of other local eateries, the Bavarian Grill in Plano is in the running for GermanDeli.com’s designation as The Best German Restaurant in America. Kuby’s may have…

Hophead: Is Bigger Really That Much Better?

This week, Sigel’s announced that it is taking early orders for a dozen 6-liter bottles of Unibroue’s La Fin Du Monde golden ale. Catch is, these collector’s items come at the eyebrow-raising (or unibrow-raising) price of $219.99 a bottle. And that’s a discount: the “regular price,” according to Sigel’s, is…

Girl Drink Drunk: Lazare

Recently, I moved my ass out of a beloved one-bedroom apartment that I often forgave for its thin walls (and even thinner ceilings) and communal air ducts due to the low rent and friendly manager. I am now shacking up with the boy. In a house. We can’t hear people…

Hophead: First Shot At Homebrew

There’s something enticing and romantic about the idea of making one’s own beer right at home. Along with home wine making (yechh!) and the few in Kentucky–and elsewhere–who manage home spirits, it’s the last frontier of legal DIY intoxicants.Set up a meth lab in your trailer and … well, you’re…

Hophead: Baffled By British Beer

May a grand Constellation be formed by a union of American virtues. –Revolution-era toast, per Richard J. Hooker’s “The American Revolution Seen Through A Wine Glass” (though we like to think that beer mugs were hoisted to these words as well).Two British ales recently proved to be real head-scratchers for…

Hophead: Yes, Southern Star Can

Two weeks back in this column, Oskar Blue made a pretty convincing case that high-quality beer need not be kegged or bottled to taste great. In fact, as commenter Paul Hightower pointed out, you can find a Texas example of high-quality craft beer that comes in cans. And no, that’s…