Cuban Dancing Around Kobe

For those who missed it last night, ESPN interviewed Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban about the rumors that Kobe Bryant might be leaving Los Angeles for Dallas. Cuban talks about the Mavs being “opportunistic” and willing “to explore” their options, but the best part of this brief segment: It was…

Beating Cancer, One Mile At A Time

Seven-year-old Caroline Turns, who was recently diagnosed with a rare form of pediatric cancer Not sure what’s more mind-blowing to Kelly Howell these days. the fact that a precious 7-year-old girl can get pancreatic cancer. Getting up at 5 a.m. to run 13 miles. Or the kindness of total strangers…

Columbus Paper Reports That Former Cowboy Ron Springs Is In a Coma

It was the feel-good story of the year: In late February, Everson Walls donated a kidney to his former Dallas Cowboys teammate Ron Springs. The two became, as the Associated Press reported in March, “the first former U.S. professional athletes to undergo an organ transplant.” Springs said Walls did it…

Let’s Just Get This One Out of the Way

After the jump, Richie reviews — minute by painful minute — yesterday’s Dallas Cowboys-New England Patriots game at Texas Stadium, the highlight of which was an alleged Tom Cruise sighting, no sign of his hostage. Ah, well — to quote another visiting celebrity, “The rain on my car is a…

Quincy Carter’s Career Goes to Pot, Again

We doubt Quincy Carter’s rookie card is worth as much as Tony Romo’s. My old pal Jaime Aron, a longtime sports writer for the Associated Press, notes that tomorrow, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones will turn 65 — and, yes, expect big doings during halftime of the Cowboys-Patriots game on…

You Betcha: Week 6

According to Beckett Media, Leaf only made 75 Tony Romo rookie cards in 2003 — which is why they’re worth $150 apiece. Two ways to deal with going 0-2 and coughing up a cool $385, thanks to closer-than-expected wins by Oklahoma and the Cowboys last weekend. One, I could take…

Scattershooting …

Um, Terrell Owens, we found at least one “original 81” who ain’t you, pal. Response to last week’s homage to Blackie Sherrod was, well, yummier than a plate of scratch biscuits and red-eye gravy. So, yes, in fact, I’ll make this a weekly staple. Riddle me this: Buffalo’s Terrence McGee…

Mavericks Meander into the Season

With minimal upgrades and a fragile psyche, this season could stroll off in any ol’ direction A. June 19, 2008—Inspired by a whiff of the trophy in ’06 and fueled by a colossal collapse after a record-setting regular season in ’07, the Dallas Mavericks tonight ultimately persevered and won their…

Another Texas Rangers Loss

Gregg Eklin was one of the only guys on the Rangers’ payroll who did his job well. So of course Tom Hicks had him canned. Terrell Owens’ humility coach. Marion Jones’ image consultant. Lindsay Lohan’s liver. And at the top of the list of the world’s most difficult jobs: Senior…

SMU Can’t Cheer Up or Pony Up

The Washington Post reports this morning that the NCAA’s “death penalty” is dead — thanks to what it did to SMU, which hasn’t been to a bowl game since 1984 and is a woeful 1-4 this season. Coach Phil Bennett, who is 17-42 during his six years on the Hilltop,…

Young Folk Sticks Around and Sees Last Night Through

Just 11 months ago, Arizona’s Nick Folk was named Pac-10 Football Player of the Week. Now, he’s a burgeoning NFL legend. Five interceptions. Three freak touchdowns. Two Terrell Owens drops. And, finally, after a crazy Cowboys game that will rank alongside the Hail Mary on the list of cliffhanger climaxes,…

Because You Can’t See This Ad Enough

Especially this morning. Tony Romo’s QB rating might have been a woeful 49.9 against the Buffalo Bills, what with his throwing the ball away five times and fumbling it away once, but his Q rating’s clearly much, much higher. But, c’mon — Rowdy? –Robert Wilonsky…

You Betcha: Week 5

Know how you know you’re not gay? You’re so damned hot and successful you can get away with asking your friends if they’re gay. On your own radio show. On his weekly “Inside the Huddle” show, broadcast live from the Gaylord Texan each Tuesday night on KLLI-FM (105.3), Dallas Cowboys…

Rangers: The Texas Treadmills

Dawdling in the dugout before his team’s final night home game of the 2007 season, Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington is asked to give himself a grade for his rookie year. “I don’t have time for that kind of stuff,” Washington says with a smile. “I’ll let you guys do…

On Your Mark … Get Set … Goal?

Every year when the State Fair of Texas rolls around my optimism somehow reboots. This is the year, I surmise in my most naïve tone. The year I finally conquer my nemisis, the frustrating, impossible game where the goal is to tilt an empty beer bottle upright using a fishing…

The Hardest Way Possible to Get From Austin to Dallas

For those wondering how to fill their Texas-OU game week schedule, this morning’s Austin American-Statesman has the complete rundown of events, beginning with Thursday’s “Run to Dallas” at 11 a.m. Says the Statesman, “Coach Mack Brown hands game ball to NROTC students at Royal-Memorial Stadium to start fundraising relay run…