Stop Demanding All Ethnic Food Be Cheap

After the humble taco stand Trompo was named one of Bon Appetit’s 50 Best New Restaurants in America, a Redditor named Thrill_of_life turned their nose up at the $1.85 cost of Trompo’s tacos: “Too expensive in my opinion, bet they’re also going to raise the price.” Another Redditor, signel, agreed:…

Six Things We’d Like to See Artisanal Versions of in Dallas

In Dallas, there’s not a lot that hasn’t been artisanal-ed already. We’ve got artisanal dog biscuits, artisanal popcorn, artisanal toast, artisanal vapes and we’ve even got a bunch of artisanal chicks bitching at each other every Monday night. But, we still have a few things in this town that could be way…

Forget Artisanal Toast — Artisan Vaping Is a Thing

By now, you’ve heard about the artisanal toast trend that is taking Dallas by toast storm — and by “by storm,” I mean making everyone on Facebook raise their artisanal toast-hating pitchforks. But there’s more: There’s Artisan Vapor. I drove past their store yesterday, and I really feel like the whole “artisanal…

CultureMap’s 10 Best Dallas Chefs List Is Missing Some Big Names

CultureMap recently published a blog post entitled, “Meet the 10 best Dallas chefs defining good taste.” The list is an announcement of their nominees for Dallas Chef of the Year for the Tastemakers Awards, an annual event that intends to “shine a spotlight on the people making the city’s restaurant…

Leslie Brenner Stripped Lucia of a Star — But Does It Matter?

Yesterday, The Dallas Morning News’ GuideLive posted a link to a new Leslie Brenner review of Lucia to their Facebook page with the following words: “Dallas now has just two 5-star restaurants.” In the review, Brenner gushes over and over about how much she adores Lucia, then notes that several dishes were…

Too Many Dallas Dinners Come with a Side Dish of Lecturing

Waiters have always been multitaskers, but now a new chore is being added to their job descriptions: Food Explainer. It’s not just “here are today’s specials” and “our plates are meant for sharing” anymore — chefs and managers are asking waitstaff to deliver little speeches about almost every dish. Before…

There Will Never Be Another Band Like Tool

There will never be another band like Tool. There will be bands with mysterious frontmen. There will be bands that find emotion in talking about our greater meaning. There will be bands with drummers who make the most complex patterns look like child’s play. There will be bands that know music…

Brunch: The Dumbest, Worst Meal

I’m pretty sure brunch was invented in 1962, when some restaurant owner in Tallahassee said, “Serving breakfast 24 hours a day would be a pain in the ass — mostly since we never even serve breakfast — but I do hate my kitchen staff and I’ve been meaning to get…

Death to Macaroni and Cheese

In theory, macaroni and cheese is a wonderful dish. The combination of cheese and noodles is pretty much foolproof, or at least that’s what one would think. As a result, this classic Southern favorite that permeated the potlucks and holiday dinners of our youth now exists on most restaurant menus…

Is Dining Out Becoming Too Pretentious?

Grub Street and a few other news sites have picked up a story about the coming closure of a much-lauded Jersey City restaurant. The stories explore New York City’s oppressive real estate costs, the goodness of the tasting menu dining format, the roll of the press in shaping dining experiences…

Lessons Learned at Sunday School

Brunch reviews typically do not involve ethnography. This one did. Ethnography, if you are not familiar, is an anthropological method of observing a group or society from within. Social psychology darling Leon Festinger famously infiltrated a UFO-based cult called The Seekers and developed his theory of cognitive dissonance based upon…

The Old Warsaw’s Wine List is an Existential Nightmare

The Old Warsaw is the black sheep of Dallas fine dining. It advertises with highway billboards of beautiful, pouting Slavic women. Its menu is a 1950s time warp of lobster thermidor, caviar service, beef stroganoff and cherries jubilee. Its food menu also features such heart-warming typos as “Duck Brest,” “Brussles…

Hey Waiter! Hands Off My Plate!

Last week I stumbled on a story on The Washington Post, written by a disgruntled diner. The author had enough of restaurant employees with twitching fingers, snapping up plates the moment a fork hit the porcelain in defeat. He’s right. Cleared plates are a good thing — nobody wants to look…

Don’t Take Your Dad to Brunch for Father’s Day

Father’s Day is Sunday, which means it’s time to celebrate the man that taught you how to tie your shoes, slipped you your first beer, and kept your rebellious ass in line all those years. You have a number of elaborate ways to let Dad know he’s special to you,…