Listomania: Top 10 Most Annoying Songs Heard Regularly at Guitar Center (Not Counting "Stairway to Heaven," Duh)

Khue Bui
No "Stairway To Heaven," bro.
A musician's heaven can quickly turn into a musician's hell.

If you need a new set of guitar strings or drumsticks, just head to that shining beacon of sundry rock and roll knick-knacks known as Guitar Center. It's a place where almost any piece of musical equipment can be found, but classic rock riffs are routinely done irreparable damage.

If you've ever made it out of this place without permanent hearing damage, you know how it goes.

Upon arrival, you'll be put in a blissful state by the oasis of audio equipment. The guitars and amplifiers that line the walls will beckon to you, "Please, come play with me!"

You'll walk over, pick up a telecaster and try to think of a riff that will not only test the functionality of the guitar, but will also impress everyone in the store. It's inevitable. Much to the chagrin of the Guitar Center employees, you will play one of the following songs.

So, with that, we present you with the top 10 most annoying songs you'll regularly hear played at Guitar Center (not counting the already ubiquitous "Stairway to Heaven"). Check the list out after the jump.

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