Rick Perry Thinks He's Just Like Rocky Balboa, and Not Because They're Both Brain Injured

If you gave me 100 tries to guess how Rick Perry is similar to Rocky and Babe Ruth, I don't think I'd come up with "Champion." But there it is, in all its strings-and-keys glory. Soak up the magic while the YouTube channel still exists.

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