"The more you know," Calvin began, "the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you become informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize that nothing is as clear and simple as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing." He then tossed the book over his shoulder as he announced, "Being a man of action, I can't afford to take that risk."
The truth of his oration was never more clear to me than Monday, a day when my view of the current management philosophies at WFAA-TV Channel 8 was wildly reconfigured. Actually, my opinion fell apart, was reconstructed, collapsed again, then was reassembled with spit and baling wire into a useless hodgepodge of lukewarm feelings and unsure sentiments. All because people who usually don't return my phone calls did so.
Before I tell you about Monday, let's review what you, faithful reader, demand of me, stalwart media columnist. You turn to this page to read about the inner workings--the sausage-making, if you will--of various media institutions and the trolls who inhabit their soul-sucking corridors. You look for fuming wit and froth-mouthed outrage unencumbered by complexities and shades of gray. Gray is the shade of academicians, a color that makes for dull reading. Bright red, the color of anger and blood and self-righteous columnists, is a confident color, a joy to read and, I submit, much more fun to write.
All of which is why, even though I've often spanked Belo higher-ups for not returning my phone calls, for not giving me their side of the story--a story that inevitably makes management look like ogres feeding on the pain of their employees--I must admit now that their neglect made my job so much easier. Now, when they start getting clever and returning my calls, well...well, read these excerpts from my FranklinCovey Monarch-sized FolioPad two-page-per-day daily planner and note-taking system for Monday, June 3, and you'll see why I'm so confused and distraught. (Note that some of the times may be slightly altered to protect the tenuous structure of this column.)
7:05 a.m.: Make it to desk five minutes later than usual. Must spend less time at early-morning charity functions.
7:15 a.m.: Deep Source 9 calls. Says because John Miller, longtime and award-winning news director at Channel 8, was named news director at KTVT-TV Channel 11, it is "sweet revenge," since it was Miller who helped make Channel 8 the ratings king for two decades. Also says everyone is ticked because sports-king Dale Hansen got a big signing bonus and a new five-year contract for large coin when a buncha Channel 8ers are forgoing their contractual raises to help the company during lean times--especially since Channel 8 just lost (barely) the 10 p.m. newscast ratings war with Channel 5 during the all-important May "sweeps" month. Sweet column bashing blind management at Channel 8 to come.
8:25 a.m.: Call former Channel 8 weatherbabe Kristine Kahanek. As expected, she helps fuel column idea. Says she just won arbitration case against Channel 8. She confirms most of the story that I'd heard about what went down when she left the station in April 2001. KK had one small child but had lost a child during a subsequent pregnancy. She was pregnant again and her doctor told her that her early-morning schedule--getting up at 4 a.m. to prepare for the daybreak newscasts--was not conducive to a healthy pregnancy. So she asked if she could be moved to the noon slot. "I thought we could work it out," she says. "But for some reason, the negotiations just turned sour." First they said no, then they said OK but at a "huge" reduction in salary. "I became a nuisance to them," Kahanek says, "but I put my family first. Ironic, I know." Ironic because Channel 8 calls itself the "Family First" station. She says she left even though her contract wasn't up, and the station stopped paying her, effectively accepting her resignation.
Note to self: This is great. I'll eviscerate those jerks. This will be my lead anecdote. The column is writing itself.
Kahanek says she's free to work now, and she confirms that she's in talks with Channel 11, among other options. KK goes on to say that although she won her arbitration case against Belo, which tried to enforce a strict interpretation of her "non-compete" clause (meaning she couldn't work for anyone else in this market through 2003), I need to talk to her lawyer to get the details. More grist for the mill.