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Texas House Bans Crack-y Bath Salts; Get Your Lady Bubbles While You Can

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First K2. Then Salvia. Now bath-salt uppers? How will law-abiding citizens ever get high around here?

Texas lawmakers are well on their way to banning yet another synthetic narcotic after the House on Tuesday unanimously passed a bill criminalizing the chemical compounds found in "bath salts." The salts, sold in head shops and online, are apparently snortable speed balls that make people go a little batty. They've been linked to murders and suicides and murder-suicides and, according to drug forums, will either "ass rape you" or provide a "tidy little buzz." Whichever you're in the mood for.

The Senate will certainly pass the bill, after which drugs like Snow Leopard, Ivory Wave, Lunar Wave, Vanilla Sky and Arctic Blast will join heroin and cocaine on the Penalty Group 2 of the Texas Controlled Substances Act. But worry not, Person Who Likes To Snort Hard Drugs But is Strangely Uncomfortable With Drug Dealers. You can still get your fix on the Dallas Craigslist -- 1,000 mg of salt for $300. Hit the jump to hear the Lady Bubbles sales pitch.

We sell best quality natural Concentrated Bath Salts.Lady Bubbles Concentrated Bath Salts ( 1000mg Salt for 300$)

Proudly present Lady Bubbles Concentrated Bath Salts for an invigorating, energizing, and truly scentual experience. This delicate, white powder will leave you glowing for hours. Take note: Lady Bubbles is a powerful meditative bath salt - use sparingly at first, as too much will muddy up your bath water and leave you unhappy. Used properly, Lady Bubbles Concentrated Bath Salts can help you reach summits thought unreachable.

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Be sure to check out our many different brands of concentrated bath salts. Not all concentrated bath salts are the same. Just like herbals, they vary in strength and intensity. We carry Tranquility Concentrated Bath Salts, Snow Leopard Bath Salts, Ivory Wave Bath Salts, Lunar Wave Bath Salts, Re-Charge Bath Salts, Vanilla Sky Bath Salts, Arctic Blast Concentrated Bath Salts, Ocean Snow Bath Salts, Ocean Burst Bath Salts. Remember it does not take much to start you rejuvenating bath. Sometimes it takes longer for your bath to begin so don't soak all your bath salts at once.

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