Our latest edible social media discovery pointed us to Kooly's BBQ, an Oak Cliff joint that is turning out a truly massive barbecue stuffed baked potato. Admittedly, we're using "discovery" loosely here; as of this writing, the video showing the making of The Heavyweight potato already has a whopping 3.4 million views. The video has been shared on Facebook more than 40,000 times and has generated more than 11,000 comments.
The video likely isn't garnering views for its production value. Instead, people seem hypnotized by a mutant-sized baked potato topped with enough butter, shredded cheese and sour cream to make your cholesterol spike just by watching, along with some truly superb commentary. ("It's the biggest goddamn potato in Texas, baby.") A heaping pile of sauced and chopped beef goes on next, and barbecue sauce is injected into the concoction and drizzled on top.
Think it's done? Nope. Next up, Kooly's throws sliced hot links onto the pile. Another handful of cheese, a handful of chives, some Bac-Os and more barbecue sauce top it off, at which point there's no way the styrofoam container housing it could possibly close.
The menu is short; aside from the potato, Kooly's offers sandwiches of chopped beef and plates of ribs and links. In a moment of panic, we ordered a mere "stuffed loaded" potato ($10), which only comes with one meat instead of two, but added a rib sandwich ($8) to go with it. In a few brief minutes, we traded a 20 dollar bill for an impossibly heavy bag of food and were on our way.
The potato breaks no new ground, barbecue or otherwise, and that's fine with us. We're buying quantity here, and in that regard, Kooly's delivers. If we were to put on our food critic hat, we'd mention that the sauce being used is neither overly spicy or excessively sweet, but there's so much of it that any beef flavor is drowned out. But it's difficult to be serious when there's 3 lbs. of stuffed potato in your lap. Instead, we made hay with forkfuls of buttery, cheesy barbecue potato goodness and kept finding little surprises, like a stash of pickles in one corner of the container, or a whole jalapeño buried under an avalanche of toppings on the other side.
With portions this big, a trip to Kooly's for a workday lunch is certain to induce a mid-afternoon food coma once you're back at the office. How you sneak in a nap without your boss finding out is on you.
Kooly's BBQ, 3627 Bonnie View Road