Crouching Forward, Hidden Goalie

Stephen Chow's kung fu/soccer spoof is fun, sort of

If soccer were really as violent as Shaolin Soccer portrays, more Americans would watch it.
If soccer were really as violent as Shaolin Soccer portrays, more Americans would watch it.

By the end, Chow has bombarded us with so many scenes of kung fu soccer dynamism that nothing looks terribly impressive. But, for the most part, the movie is still mildly fun, with a hyperbolic score and a pace that struts at a decent clip. If, however, you are hoping for the rush of kung fu soccer fever so beautifully encapsulated by the preview, you might just want to download that.

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