You want to rudely exclaim how much you love or hate a dish, but thinking makes your brain hurt, right? Now, there's an easier way! Just use the Cheap Bastard sentence generator. Here's how it works: 1) Type in the food item. 2) If you loved it more than puppies, click "like." If you hated its ass face, click "dislike." 3) Be happier.
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