Unfair Park
4:21 pm
May. 18, 2012
Cheese Heroin Reappears at Thomas Jefferson
By Eric Nicholson
Chris Gash"Cheese," the cheap-as-hell mixture of cold medicine and black tar heroin, is again rearing its head at DISD's Thomas Jefferson High School. The school, which was known by students as the Cheesehead Factory, had reportedly done a pretty good...
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The Mixmaster
2:38 pm
May. 18, 2012
The Five Best Films Ever Labeled NC-17
By James Wallace
Warning: This editorial is rated NC-17 due to awesomeness and some brief mention of the word _____ (Editor's Note: Apologies, but this word has been removed to withhold the sanctity of this sinkin...
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DC9 At Night
2:03 pm
May. 18, 2012
Video: Dead Week Print Show at Rubber Gloves
By Audra Schroeder
Back at the end of April, before the Dead Week Print Show at Rubber Gloves, I asked Peopleodian's James Washington about Forever Home, his new project with Bad Design's John Gillespie: [It's] Pe...
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Unfair Park
1:01 pm
May. 18, 2012
Goodbye for Now, Young Damarcus Offord
By Greg Howard
The Dallas Independent School District elections were held last weekend, and as we maybe should have known all along, Elizabeth Jones, Dan Micciche and Bernadette Nutall -- the candidates with tens of thousands of PAC dollars and personal endorsements from...
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DC9 At Night
12:07 pm
May. 18, 2012
The Evolution of "Emo" Hair Throughout History
By Audra Schroeder
If emo kids didn't have it tough enough, this past week a report surfaced from Andrew Hogan, education director of the Optometrists Association of Tasmania, saying, "If a young emo chap has a frin...
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Unfair Park
10:58 am
May. 18, 2012
Why Did SMU Really Fire Steve Orsini?
By Eric Nicholson
SMUSteve Orsini brought in millions to SMU's athletic department. Why was he firedYou don't shoot the goose that laid the golden egg. You just don't -- not unless you really, really have to or the goose stops pooping out gold....
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City of Ate
10:13 am
May. 18, 2012
Here's All The Crazy Food of The Box in One Place
By Nick Rallo
The Box, if you haven't been following along, is the Cheap Bastard's brainchild, wherein chefs turn a box full o' crap and turn it into foodstuffs. Between Brian C. Luscher's weird-ass terrine o...
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The Mixmaster
10:04 am
May. 18, 2012
What's On Next: Which Shows You'll Watch This Fall
By Hunter Hauk
Since this week saw the major networks give their "upfront" presentations of new fall shows, I thought it might be worthwhile to take a break from the recappage and run down what's to come.
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Unfair Park
9:00 am
May. 18, 2012
Woman Escapes Highway Kidnapping by Man Who Faked Fixing Her Tire
By Leslie Minora
Be careful out there ...Michelle Flores finished her bartending shift at a Dallas nightclub and was driving home to Fort Worth late Sunday night when someone pulled alongside her car, mouthing 'Your tire, your tire ... pull over.' The 35-year-old...
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The Mixmaster
8:30 am
May. 18, 2012
Sneak Peak: The Chaotic Beauty Behind Ro2's New Shows
By Brentney Hamilton
Of the inherent perks of working in Dallas arts, perhaps the sweetest is that of collaboration with brilliant but oft-unsung visionaries. About a month ago, Jordan Roth of Ro2 Art called with an ...
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Unfair Park
8:00 am
May. 18, 2012
Red Light Cameras Coming to a School Bus Near You
By Eric Nicholson
WikipediaStop means stop. Except in this case, you might want to keep driving.Every kindergartener with a sense of self-preservation knows not to trust the stop signs that jut out from the sides of school buses, because even though they are...
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The Mixmaster
4:21 pm
May. 17, 2012
Four Reasons To Attend the Fort Worth Opera Festival
By Katie Womack
Each spring the Fort Worth Opera puts on a festival and this year, there's something for everyone - old, new, tragic, shocking - you can't go wrong no matter which opera you choose to see. The fe...
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