Cuttin’ Ice

Hello, Wind? This is Nipples. Come in? This is Nipples to the Wind, do you read me? We have a lot to talk about. First of all, Wind, we dislike it when you blow cold air on us, because it creates a lot of embarrassment. Secondly, Wind, we know you don’t mean to, but sometimes you chafe us with your gusts when we’re out for our morning jog. Not a good feeling. Just some things to keep in mind. Good talk, Wind. Nipples out. Creepy? A little. That was just 84 words. Imagine a whole play called Nipples to the Wind. It exists, and it’s running at the McKinney Performing Arts Center, 111 N. Tennessee St. in McKinney, Friday through Sunday. Shows are 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays and 2 p.m. Sundays. Tickets are $25. Call 972-547-2650.

Fri., Sept. 8, 8 p.m.; Sat., Sept. 9, 8 p.m.; Sun., Sept. 10, 2 p.m.