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Between coordinating a playgroup for aborted fetuses, running quality control on natural disasters and being slowly devoured through the magic of transubstantiation, we’re pretty sure Jesus doesn’t have time to hate us. Besides, we’re very careful: Even an omnipotent dude has to take a smoke break every now and then, so we make sure to do our sinning during those moments when J.C. is off the clock. What he doesn’t know can’t hurt us, right? Unfortunately, not everyone is as nonchalant about their faith, including the characters in Kitchen Dog Theater’s latest production, Jesus Hates Me. Protagonist Ethan, his mother and his friends spend time pondering issues of faith, freedom and family in the shadow of a life-sized crucifix and the Blood of the Lamb Miniature Golf Course. Consider a holy hole-in-one beginning Friday at the MAC, 3120 McKinney Ave. Call 214-953-1055.
Fri., Nov. 17, 8 p.m.; Sat., Nov. 18, 8 p.m.; Wed., Nov. 22, 8 p.m.; Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sun., Nov. 26, 2 p.m.; Wed., Nov. 29, 8 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 10, 2 p.m.; Wed., Dec. 13, 8 p.m. Starts: Nov. 17. Continues through Dec. 16