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Chippendales is coming to the House of Blues (2200 N. Lamar St.), and it’s not the Rescue Rangers version. It’s the male-strip-down-to-a-banana-hammock version. So if your great aunt is in town — or any sheltered housewife with an alcohol tolerance of a single Cape Cod — you officially have plans for the night. Throughout the evening, 10 buff ’n stuff males with spray tans will generously dole out lady boners as they shake their stuff to the poppiest pop songs. And don’t worry, gals, every fantasy will be fulfilled from dusty cowboy to men in uniform. Check out the pecs and peckers at 9 p.m. Tuesday. Tickets start at $27.58, but you really can’t put a price tag on this kind of female bonding. Oh, and if you’re not thinking about the SNL skit in which Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze engaged in a dance-off right this very minute, seriously, what’s wrong with you? Learn more or buy tickets at ticketmaster.com.
Tue., Feb. 11, 9 p.m., 2014
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