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Happy Birthday America. We got you a Star-Spangled Spectacular featuring the least burly burlesque ever–The Jigglewatts with special guests Honey Cocoa Bordeauxx & Levi des Peu Chapeaux. Seriously, I heard these girls made Uncle Sam’s striped pants tights. I also heard if you show up topless with pasties on your moobs (man boobs) you’ll get zero whole dollars off admission. And a potential indecent exposure citation. Don’t listen to me. I’m just here to get you arrested. Oh, and ladies don’t think for a second this show isn’t for you. Burlesque really is fun for everyone…except toddlers and people with cataracts. As long as you’re neither of those things, get the girls going clockwise and head to the Lakewood Theater on Friday, July 1. Doors open at 8, show starts at 9 p.m.. Tickets are $20 and on sale now at lakewoodtheater.com.
Fri., July 1, 8 p.m., 2011