Beerfeast 2014

Hopefully I don’t have to explain this one to you. This portmanteau (a fancy word that means words smushed together) is clearly combining “Beer,” “Feast” and “Festival” to tell you, the potential attendee, exactly what to expect. If you didn’t attend enough Oktoberfest events in September (where were you?!), then the Fort Worth’s Flying Saucer (111 E. Third St.) is exactly where you need to spend your Saturday afternoon. This event kicks off at 1 p.m. and ends whenever the hell you say it ends. Tickets run from $30-65, which includes a tasting card good for 12 samples of any of the festival beers. More info at beerfeast2014.com.

Sat., Oct. 11, 1 p.m., 2014