New Heatmap Shows How Much Dallas Said “Fuck you” on Twitter

Holy fucking shit, Dallas! We sure do say fuck a shitting lot. How the hell do we know that? A Ukrainian-based web development firm, known as Vertaline, finally fucking developed a heatmap that scans tweets for fucks given. The map, which they've smartly named The Fuck you Twitter Heatmap, displays...
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Holy fucking shit, Dallas! We sure do say fuck a shitting lot. How the hell do we know that? A Ukrainian-based web development firm, known as Vertaline, finally fucking developed a heatmap that scans tweets for fucks given.

The map, which they’ve smartly named The Fuck you Twitter Heatmap, displays “density of tweets during a day with the keyword “Fuck you.” As you can see from the above snapshot, its displays undulating globs of graphics that indicate how many fucking times you’ve said fuck between July 14 and July 24 . Not sure if it was the heat, or the deluge of shit-head mosquitos, but Dallas, you said fuck a whole bunch on July 17, 2012. According to the heatmap, Same with July 19.

Conversely, on July 15, that angry-ass red dot calmed to a soothing green. Feeling better? Side note: Houston, you sure do say fuck a lot too.

Oh I forgot to mention, the site also tracks the phrase “Good morning.” Like that fucking matters.

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