How To Make The Mavericks’ Dance Squad

Audtitions are just around the corner, and the mad geniuses behind the Mavericks' dance squad think you should take this prep class. There are 25 of 'em total starting on Monday, May 21 and they cost $15 bucks a-pop, with a price decrease if you purchase them in chunks. That's...
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Audtitions are just around the corner, and the mad geniuses behind the Mavericks’ dance squad think you should take this prep class. There are 25 of ’em total starting on Monday, May 21 and they cost $15 bucks a-pop, with a price decrease if you purchase them in chunks.

That’s an awful lot of work. And expense. Since the only dancing you’ve done lately was a post-mudslides romp on an airport Bennigan’s bar, it’s safe to say that these classes are a waste of your resources. Chin up. With that weight lifted you can dance along with the old people in this video. The lady in the red jumpsuit is about to make your day.

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