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Guy Who Started FireAvery.com Now Twiddling Thumbs

Hey, the Mavs do need a backup point guard. Now that Greg Holland’s Web site actually worked and Avery Johnson is, well, fired, what’s he do for an encore? He could seize momentum from the success of fireavery.com and launch keepjoshhoward straight.com. How about clonedirknowitzki.com? Perhaps, because he’s seemingly so...
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Hey, the Mavs do need a backup point guard.

Now that Greg Holland’s Web site actually worked and Avery Johnson is, well, fired, what’s he do for an encore?

He could seize momentum from the success of fireavery.com and launch keepjoshhoward straight.com.

How about clonedirknowitzki.com? Perhaps, because he’s seemingly so influential, he’d be interested in giverichiewhittaraise.com.

Or, alas, he could simply power down his computer.

“Turns out I’m just not made to be a blogger.”

Ouch. Run outta town by a one-hit wonder. — Richie Whitt

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