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Hard Knocks? Eh.

I expected a little more from the HBO crew. You? The boys at Deadspin have condensed last night’s first episode of Hard Knocks into four minutes. I, however, can name that tune in 40 words: T.O. on the beach. Witten changing diapers. Pacman dumps water on Felix Jones. Jason Garrett:...
By Richie WhittAugust 7, 2008
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I expected a little more from the HBO crew. You?

The boys at Deadspin have condensed last night’s first episode of Hard Knocks into four minutes.

I, however, can name that tune in 40 words:

T.O. on the beach.

Witten changing diapers.

Pacman dumps water on Felix Jones.

Jason Garrett: Felix over Mendenhall.

No Danny Amendola? Or Jessica Simpson?

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Dave Campo pantsed.

Ubiquitous Mike Doocy.

Plums + banana = phallic humor.

Give it a C. — Richie Whitt

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Richie Whitt

Richie Whitt has been a columnist, reporter, broadcaster and blogger covering Dallas’ sports scene for more than 40 years. He wrote the Observer‘s sports column 2005-2011 and has reported sports on TV, radio and online. You can read his latest work a <a href=”https://www.si.com/nfl/bears/author/richie-whitt”>SI.com.

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