Because What Else Is There to Do in Houston?

Our sister paper in Houston cites a Trojan-funded survey that says Houstonians get it on 101 times a year, tops in the country. Dallas residents, on the other hand, do it 73 times a year -- at least, according to the 1,000 folks polled for the survey (clearly, none of...
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Our sister paper in Houston cites a Trojan-funded survey that says Houstonians get it on 101 times a year, tops in the country. Dallas residents, on the other hand, do it 73 times a year — at least, according to the 1,000 folks polled for the survey (clearly, none of them are married — hey now). Says the condom company’s spokesman, there’s no real reason why Houston’s tops in the effin’ survey: “It’s not that there isn’t a lot to do in Houston, it’s a big city.” But, really, how else are people supposed to forget that they’ve chosen to live in Houston?

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