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Your Weekend Planner: Father’s Day Edition

Enjoy. FRIDAY: Check your calendars, triskadecaphobians. Don’t walk under ladders. Don’t screw with masked dudes named Jason. And, whatever you do, don’t work around cranes. SATURDAY: Still six weeks until the Cowboys depart for Oxnard, Calif., but that isn’t stopping Terrell Owens and Marcus Spears from throwing a “Back to...
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FRIDAY: Check your calendars, triskadecaphobians. Don’t walk under ladders. Don’t screw with masked dudes named Jason. And, whatever you do, don’t work around cranes.

SATURDAY: Still six weeks until the Cowboys depart for Oxnard, Calif., but that isn’t stopping Terrell Owens and Marcus Spears from throwing a “Back to Camp” bash at the Palladium Ballroom. In light of this week’s news, I think it’d be funny if you went up to T.O. and asked him to pee in a cup. Dare ya.

SUNDAY: For you nostalgic Ticket P1s, the artist formerly known as “He Who Must Not Be Named” caps Dad’s Day with an appearance with Fox 4’s Mike Doocy on Sports Sunday at 10 p.m. The night before, former ticker guy-turned-Mavs’ voice Mark Followill will try to follow my huge (re: embarassingly tiny) footsteps as the guest analyst on Channel 21’s Frisco RoughRiders broadcast. And, just in case my son happens to log on, here are a couple gift ideas. — Richie Whitt

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