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The Cowboys Are Still America’s Team, but It’s the Worst Possible Version of America (Photo)

An hour before the kickoff of the Cowboys' season at AT&T Stadium Sunday night, three American icons posed for a photo. If a weirder three-pack of American icons has ever posed for photo, we haven't seen it. Weirder still is the placement of the Hulkster's hand near Jerry's crotch. We're...
By Eric NicholsonSeptember 9, 2013
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An hour before the kickoff of the Cowboys’ season at AT&T Stadium Sunday night, three American icons posed for a photo. If a weirder three-pack of American icons has ever posed for photo, we haven’t seen it.

Weirder still is the placement of the Hulkster’s hand near Jerry’s crotch. We’re not sure what’s going on here, just that we hope to God it’s not the beginning of another Hulk Hogan sex tape.

Update: Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia missed the photo op but is also a Cowboys fan.

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