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No one was remotely worried about Casey James this week. And with good reason. That dude was safer than safe.
But after landing in the Bottom Three AGAIN, Tim Urban survived to watch another, more emotive singer, be sent home.
Not saying the dissed Didi Benami’s “What Becomes of the Broken Hearted” was awesome–it soooo wasn’t. But Timmy’s take on Anita Baker was horrendous.
After the jump, your proof… with scary-eyes.
Usher and Diddy (or as Seacrest
referred to him, Diddy Dirty Money) had visually entertaining
performances–which is to say the pyrotechnics were cool and the
dancers had sweet moves. Diddy’s vocals were lacking. Ruben Studdard
also performed and I really have no recollection of what song it was or
anything about it, other than I was vaguely creeped out. And Justin
fucking Bieber was in the audience with his doll hair and 40-year-old
speaking voice. So strange. So baby strange. Conan
and Aziz
Ansari have it right–that kid needs to go away. Oh, and
Tim Urban needs to go home next week. That’s a direct order, America.
