Boobin’ Ball

Melons. Knockers. Cha-chas. Woo-woos. Hoo-hoos. Ta-tas. Roundies. Fun bags. Love bubbles. Honkers. Hooters. Jugs. Naughty pillows. Whoppers. Headlights. Twin peaks. Watermelons. Tig ol' bitties. Harmonic oscillators. Mammaries. Airbags. Gazongas. Mary Kate and Ashley. Orbs. What-nots. Personalities. Breasteses. Zeppelins. Man boobs (only they're on women). Babaloos. Umlauts. Twofers. Gajunka-junks. Join the...
By Alice LaussadeFebruary 8, 2007
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Melons. Knockers. Cha-chas. Woo-woos. Hoo-hoos. Ta-tas. Roundies. Fun bags. Love bubbles. Honkers. Hooters. Jugs. Naughty pillows. Whoppers. Headlights. Twin peaks. Watermelons. Tig ol’ bitties. Harmonic oscillators. Mammaries. Airbags. Gazongas. Mary Kate and Ashley. Orbs. What-nots. Personalities. Breasteses. Zeppelins. Man boobs (only they’re on women). Babaloos. Umlauts. Twofers. Gajunka-junks. Join the Krewe de Roux 8 p.m. this Saturday at the 6th Annual Mardi Gras Boudin Ball (benefiting Jonathan’s Place) at the Granada Theater, 3524 Greenville Ave. There’ll be Cajun food, free beverages, live music and beadage. So, you might just see some bazombas…but probably you won’t. Tickets are $65, and it’s black-tie, so dress up. I’m talking to you, Casual Pants. Call 214-824-9933 or visit granada-theater.com.

Sat., Feb. 10, 8 p.m.

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Alice Laussade writes about food, kids, music, and anything else she finds to be completely ridiculous. She created and hosts the Dallas event, Meat Fight, which is a barbecue competition and fundraiser that benefits the National MS Society. Last year, the event raised $100,000 for people living with MS, and 750 people could be seen shoving sausage links into their faces. And one time, she won a James Beard Award for Humor in Writing. That was pretty cool.

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