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If you’ve ever informed a sibling “they’re what the French call les incompetents,” gone all the way and explained, “Santy Claus doesn’t visit the funeral home little boy” or just let out a grotesque burp and exclaimed, “The shitter’s full,” then the holiday Granada’s Holiday Mockbuster has your name on it. Provided, of course, that your name is Home Alone and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. If so, we’re really sorry your parents screwed you like that, but silver lining – you get to watch these two classics on the big screen as God intended it. In order to up the ante, as if that’s even necessary, Dallas Comedy House will join the fun and live tweet commentary as your eyeballs watch along in wonder. Admission is free so if this isn’t a packed house there is something very seriously wrong with the city and we don’t just mean Jerry Jones. The double feature starts at 8 p.m. Saturday. Be there with ear flap hats on.
Sat., Dec. 20, 8 p.m., 2014
