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If you’ve ever received a red card for inappropriate gestures during a friendly game of charades, then you might want to try your luck on the stage at Trees this Thursday, where your perversion could be rewarded in the preliminaries for the 2010 Air Sex World Championships. “Air sex” is pretty much exactly what it sounds like it is, and it comes to us from the demented geniuses at Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse, home to the World Championship finals. So if you’re feeling frisky, just pick an mp3 of your favorite mood music, gather up any necessary props (if you’re into that) and e-mail chris@airsexworldchampionships.com to enter the Dallas competition, which kicks off at 10 p.m. Thursday. If you want any chance at winning, you better bring it though–if the videos on the website are any indication, most of these people aren’t playing around. The rules are pretty much the same as they were in high school–you can’t get completely naked, all orgasms must be simulated and you must be done in two minutes. Contestants get in free, but if you just like to watch, tickets are $8. For more info and inspiration, visit airsexworldchampionships.com or treesdallas.com.
Thu., Aug. 26, 7 p.m., 2010
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