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Ask any novelty T-shirt distributor and he’ll confirm that the nuances of crawfish consumption are infinitely ripe for dirty double-entendre. First you “pinch the tail” and then you “suck the head.” Everyone knows that there’s nothing more hilarious than using interchangeable verbiage for both lunch and fellatio. The fine folks down at the Grapevine Bar are no exception. They’ll be hosting their 10th Annual Suckfest this Sunday, and if mildly sexual seafood subtext isn’t enough of a draw for you, how about the fact that there’s no cover, the eats are free, there’s live music and every drink in the joint’s just two bucks? “Co-Ed Naked Swim Team” tank tops and a sun visor touting your “Official Bikini Inspector” credentials are optional but not discouraged from 1 p.m. to 2 a.m. Sunday at the Grapevine Bar, 3902 Maple Ave. Call 214-522-8466.
Sun., April 30, 1 p.m.-2 a.m.
