Ten People We’d Like to Hang Out with at the Scarborough Renaissance Festival

We love you, Scarborough Renaissance Festival. We love your jovial mood, your festive fashion, your adopted vocal patterns, your lack of irony, and your don’t give a horse’s turd attitude. Recently we sent out a photographer to snap you lovely people in all your finery, then I sat around wanting to be friends with all of you. Here’s a quick round-up of the people whose company would be worth the $22 cost of admission to the Scarborough Renaissance Festival.