Tit for Tot

From 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. this Saturday, Demure Models is hosting a car wash at Sonic (America's Drive-in!) on 8092 Ferguson Road. I'm sure that this is the most American thing happening anywhere on the planet all weekend. You got burgers, fries, sundaes, dirty trucks, six-packs (of the abdominal...
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From 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. this Saturday, Demure Models is hosting a car wash at Sonic (America’s Drive-in!) on 8092 Ferguson Road. I’m sure that this is the most American thing happening anywhere on the planet all weekend. You got burgers, fries, sundaes, dirty trucks, six-packs (of the abdominal variety) and boobs. Lots and lots of boobs. And since part of the proceeds of the car wash will be donated to Children’s Hope Foundation (which helps children, teens and families affected by HIV/AIDS), it’s okay to stare at the boobs, because they’re boobs for a cause. “I had to, Baby. It’s for the kids.” I hope they have Boobs For A Cause ribbons. Or BoobStrong bracelets. Ooooh. Visit myspace.com/demuremgmt.

Sat., Aug. 4, 2-5 p.m.

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