Desperate Times

What exactly is the motivation to take a sport like football and alter its rules, change some of its logistics around—like the size of the end zone, for instance—and try to liven up the equipment, like using a design-oriented football that’s the modern equivalent of the ABA’s red, white and blue ball? Really, no one’s ever started an arena baseball league. Is arena football meant as a breeding ground for future NFL players? Is it a genuine attempt to spice up the game, or is it, with its tendency to attract fans with its carnival atmosphere, simply the sporting equivalent of a minstrel show?

All questions to ponder, if you’re an intellectual analyzer of sport, when catching the Dallas Desperados‘ (a “property of the Dallas Cowboys,” according to dallasdesperados.com) first-round playoff game as they vie for the championship of the Arena Football League, 7 p.m. Saturday at American Airlines Center (opponent to be determined). If you’re more meathead than egghead, never fear: With its focus on offense and restricted playing field, the AFL features more hits than a mob war and more scoring than a frat party. Plus, you know, you’ll get the opportunity to see a Dallas team that might actually win a championship. Call 972-785-4900 for tickets.

Sat., July 7, 7 p.m.